This is Part 2 of my project to document the poor text translations in
Alice in the Heart ~Wonderful Wonder World~. For more project details and to start from the very beginning, see
here.
Alice treks over to the Hatter Mansion and is instantly attacked by Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum. They’re the lazy guards of the Hatter Family Mafia. The Mad Hatter’s name is Blood Dupre and he’s the boss. His number 2 guy is Elliot March, the March Hare. There’s also a guy with an eyepatch called Nightmare who shows up in Alice’s dreams and vomits blood for some reason.
The color of the text boxes denotes the person speaking:
- Pink: Alice is talking out loud
- Gold or Green: Alice is thinking to herself
- Blue: Someone else is talking to Alice
!["And ...... rabbit ears of my graveyard ......."]( "\"And ...... rabbit ears of my graveyard .......\"")
"And ...... rabbit ears of my graveyard ......."
!["The trigger was really pulled to shoot the gun really. No joking but truly."]( "\"The trigger was really pulled to shoot the gun really. No joking but truly.\"")
"The trigger was really pulled to shoot the gun really. No joking but truly."
!["I should have been shot if it took a right orbit as the gun was really shot."]( "\"I should have been shot if it took a right orbit as the gun was really shot.\"")
"I should have been shot if it took a right orbit as the gun was really shot."
!["As we are faithful, worked so faithfully to dispose of the very bad hovering in this neighbourhood successively, then nobody wants to come nearby." (One of the Tweedles is talking here.)]( "\"As we are faithful, worked so faithfully to dispose of the very bad hovering in this neighbourhood successively, then nobody wants to come nearby.\" (One of the Tweedles is talking here.)")
"As we are faithful, worked so faithfully to dispose of the very bad hovering in this neighbourhood successively, then nobody wants to come nearby." (One of the Tweedles is talking here.)
!["Such the woooorst shit!" (He's talking about Peter White.)]( "\"Such the woooorst shit!\" (He's talking about Peter White.)")
"Such the woooorst shit!" (He's talking about Peter White.)
!["Desert is carrot compote! Sounds watering my mouth......"]( "\"Desert is carrot compote! Sounds watering my mouth......\"")
"Desert is carrot compote! Sounds watering my mouth......"
!["Recently, we have only day and evening but night and are cannot eat dinner."]( "\"Recently, we have only day and evening but night and are cannot eat dinner.\"")
"Recently, we have only day and evening but night and are cannot eat dinner."
!["It is our first time to catch a girl, meaning our fruit."]( "\"It is our first time to catch a girl, meaning our fruit.\"")
"It is our first time to catch a girl, meaning our fruit."
!["Blood looks feel ill."]( "\"Blood looks feel ill.\"")
"Blood looks feel ill."
!["This table is so hug that there is n trouble having a tea party."]( "\"This table is so hug that there is n trouble having a tea party.\"")
"This table is so hug that there is n trouble having a tea party."
!["It is such the soft and orange sweets in a pottery."]( "\"It is such the soft and orange sweets in a pottery.\"")
"It is such the soft and orange sweets in a pottery."
!["I feel creepy to have that in real in the future. I'm not grateful for having dream of carrots color."]( "\"I feel creepy to have that in real in the future. I'm not grateful for having dream of carrots color.\"")
"I feel creepy to have that in real in the future. I'm not grateful for having dream of carrots color."
!["Speaking of dream, it is in my dream. They won't be able to alive by eating some mist."]( "\"Speaking of dream, it is in my dream. They won't be able to alive by eating some mist.\"")
"Speaking of dream, it is in my dream. They won't be able to alive by eating some mist."
!["I think I have seen you recently or I haven't......"]( "\"I think I have seen you recently or I haven't......\"")
"I think I have seen you recently or I haven't......"
!["My work? I am a Mafia."]( "\"My work? I am a Mafia.\"")
"My work? I am a Mafia."
!["Even the time does not go ahead, but it goes ahead....."]( "\"Even the time does not go ahead, but it goes ahead.....\"")
"Even the time does not go ahead, but it goes ahead....."
!["Everyone does not get to like the clean people. On the other hand, there is who has affection on one's grey dirty part."]( "\"Everyone does not get to like the clean people. On the other hand, there is who has affection on one's grey dirty part.\"")
"Everyone does not get to like the clean people. On the other hand, there is who has affection on one's grey dirty part."
!["If it had happened, I would like to tear the head."]( "\"If it had happened, I would like to tear the head.\"")
"If it had happened, I would like to tear the head."
!["Whichever it is a dream or the dream in a dream, it has no difference to be a dream."]( "\"Whichever it is a dream or the dream in a dream, it has no difference to be a dream.\"")
"Whichever it is a dream or the dream in a dream, it has no difference to be a dream."
Blood Dupre insists that Alice stay at the Hatter Mansion as his guest. Alice accepts and starts getting close with Elliot, whose favorite food is carrots. She also roams around and visits people in other territories.
!["No, I will not pull your ears not to ruin your off."]( "\"No, I will not pull your ears not to ruin your off.\"")
"No, I will not pull your ears not to ruin your off."
!["He can not speak because his mouth is full of orange colored things."]( "\"He can not speak because his mouth is full of orange colored things.\"")
"He can not speak because his mouth is full of orange colored things."
!["How can a yogurt mousse taste carrots?"]( "\"How can a yogurt mousse taste carrots?\"")
"How can a yogurt mousse taste carrots?"
!["I had a fun."]( "\"I had a fun.\"")
"I had a fun."
!["Peter smiled saying that he is so happy to see me by his smelly face."]( "\"Peter smiled saying that he is so happy to see me by his smelly face.\"")
"Peter smiled saying that he is so happy to see me by his smelly face."
!["Elliot? You look dump."]( "\"Elliot? You look dump.\"")
"Elliot? You look dump."
!["........ Be stepped?"]( "\"........ Be stepped?\"")
"........ Be stepped?"
!["That wasn't like the situation I could surprise prettily."]( "\"That wasn't like the situation I could surprise prettily.\"")
"That wasn't like the situation I could surprise prettily."
!["If you think it's a bother, just beat it. Once You beat one, the next is bended." (I honestly have no idea what she's referring to here.)]( "\"If you think it's a bother, just beat it. Once You beat one, the next is bended.\" (I honestly have no idea what she's referring to here.)")
"If you think it's a bother, just beat it. Once You beat one, the next is bended." (I honestly have no idea what she's referring to here.)
!["Elliot murmured a blister"]( "\"Elliot murmured a blister\"")
"Elliot murmured a blister"
!["He squashed a book. He squashed (Following abbreviated.)"]( "\"He squashed a book. He squashed (Following abbreviated.)\"")
"He squashed a book. He squashed (Following abbreviated.)"
!["My palm easily get sweat. So let off my hand go."]( "\"My palm easily get sweat. So let off my hand go.\"")
"My palm easily get sweat. So let off my hand go."
!["He takes off my hand quickly"]( "\"He takes off my hand quickly\"")
"He takes off my hand quickly"
!["This made me to feel a fear."]( "\"This made me to feel a fear.\"")
"This made me to feel a fear."
!["A mind shouldn't taste anything....."]( "\"A mind shouldn't taste anything.....\"")
"A mind shouldn't taste anything....."
!["I am a minor but do not know how to deal with much money. It's like a swollen water."]( "\"I am a minor but do not know how to deal with much money. It's like a swollen water.\"")
"I am a minor but do not know how to deal with much money. It's like a swollen water."
!["I will tell him by cat voice later."]( "\"I will tell him by cat voice later.\"")
"I will tell him by cat voice later."
!["(If he ate me, it's a splatter......)"]( "\"(If he ate me, it's a splatter......)\"")
"(If he ate me, it's a splatter......)"
!["You see. But I have heard that people who uses there basically are those silly couples who swollen during the ball."]( "\"You see. But I have heard that people who uses there basically are those silly couples who swollen during the ball.\"")
"You see. But I have heard that people who uses there basically are those silly couples who swollen during the ball."
!["We should bobble more......"]( "\"We should bobble more......\"")
"We should bobble more......"
Well, looks like Alice is spending the rest of her days bobbling with Elliot in this ending. In the next update I’ll be going after Blood Dupre and the Tweedles Dum & Dee. The twins are pretty weird and Blood kinda scares me, so I can’t wait to see how that goes.
(…and what the heck is swollen water?)
