• Alice in the Heart’s English Translation

  This is one of the finest unknown gems of bad video game translation.

• Alice in the Heart’s English Translation (Part 2)

  "Elliot murmured a blister and was at his wits end."

• Alice in the Heart’s English Translation (Part 3)

  "How many times I see him. The more I see him, the more."

• Alice in the Heart’s English Translation (Part 4)

  "It's an illusion. Go to otorhinolaryngology, not the clock tower."

• Alice in the Heart’s English Translation (Part 5)

  "No one can surpass dumbs."

• Alice in the Heart’s English Translation (Part 6)

  "I stay the mouth opened."

• Alice in the Heart’s English Translation (Part 7)

  "To say plastic thanks now?"

• Ayakashi Koi Gikyoku’s English Translation

  The game got an update patch - is the translation any better or worse? Let's find out.

• Battle Rangers’ English Translation

  This arcade classic features amazing examples of bad 1980s video game translation.

• Breath of Fire II’s English Translation

  Breath of Fire II's translation is so bad it's almost miraculous.