The Japanese game Zero Wing was translated into English and released in Europe in 1992. The poor quality of the translation eventually elevated the game into a global sensation. Today, Zero Wing and its iconic purple cyborg have become the face of bad translation worldwide.
You can see the infamous game introduction in the screenshots below. For a side-by-side comparison with the original Japanese game, see this article. The Japanese game also featured 32 bizarre secret endings not found in the English release – read all about them here.
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.
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