Alice in the Heart ~Wonderful Wonder World~ is one of the greatest unknown treasures of bad game translation. It’s a Japanese otome game loosely based on the classic Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland story by Lewis Carroll.
An official translation of this game it made its way to English mobile app stores in 2014. Unfortunately, the publishers went bankrupt a few years back, so it’s no longer available anywhere in English.
The 40 or so screenshots on this page are just from the prologue, out of 688 prologue screenshots I took total. There are many more chapters ahead, so look forward to much more in the future!
The game begins with Alice’s older sister reading a story. Alice gets bored and begins dozing, then a young man with rabbit ears abducts her. They jump down a hole. After a long fall, they end up in a tower.
The rabbit man forces Alice to drink some “medicine” and then refuses to let her go home. The ruler of the tower appears and argues with Alice and the rabbit man. After much arguing and fighting, Alice finally accepts that it won’t be easy to get home and she leaves the tower.
"She makes me to feel me to act a cute younger sister and cute daughter. I should live up to react to her expectation."
"Oh, this book? Well ....., it can say "yes", but can say "no"."
"Is it the end that just heroin wakes up?"
"Did the teacher really say so? Is it a really encomium?"
"I'm a rare race who want to have taught a criminal or a trick first of all. I just wanna know the outline."
"Not to show through the back."
"The laughter sounds flowers. It's maybe exaggerated, but it needs such a description."
"Dub. My heart hops."
(The voice over was just the rabbit making a little noise. Where did "Jumping Jesus" come from?!)
"I don't want to be with the suicide rabbit!!!"
"You are a pervert rabbit!!! Anyway you are an questionable man ....... I mean questionable rabbit!"
"An honest rabbit doesn't take a girl to the hole!!!"
"To reach is equal to die at this depth of the hole."
"Too cool!!!!! Nobody gets addicted!!"
"Even a rabbit die!!!"
"If there is any regret in my life, not having no big regret would be my regret."
"Far from the bottom of the hole, it is the nice place like a lookout point. Like a up floor in a tower ....."
"....... Are you tricking on me?"
"I remain to sink down and keep him at a distance slowly."
"I did it also instantly. People are divided into tow types, one becomes clam down and the other upsets in an emergency."
"...... I'm throwing up. Too bad."
"I inspire my fist."
"Everyone doesn't want to go there. I can mitigate of a penalty now. Let me go home."
"To see him my fist, his ears stand up."
"The rabbit puts down his tongue to ridicules."
"Be relieved, you can't be foolier any more."
"Julius screams like a squeal."
"I hear the voice like throwing from the stairs."
"That shit rabbit ......."
"The memory will be bad that the idiot man kissed me in the idiot way."
"I don't think the sense of time was order when I fainted, but it was too long to take it. I just thought it took several tens of minutes."
"My upset is so hard."
"I want to avoid to be taken the contact from the outside definitely."
"You're bounded by a curfew in your world? It's meaningless. It doesn't mean at all."
"I said you that I was kidnapped and brought into here."
"If you like noon, say it at first. Don't take me time."
"When you are shot, you feel pains."
"Julius smooth's his long hair upward."
Julius swings the tool and looks unpleasant (Deeply unpleasant he looks).
"The walkers in the street look too normal. I can speak to that crazy rabbit or the sunken Clock maker easily because I don't feel real."
"When I decide to go down, my outlook was overly optimistic. I can't measure the exact tall from the up."
Once again, this is only the prologue of the game. I’ll be updating this article every so often with new screenshots.
Part 2 is now up! We head over to an imposing mansion and meet the Mad Hatter, the March Hare, and Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum. Then we attempt to date the rabbit.