This Be Bad Translation #03, SLASH HERO!


If you’re a fan of wacky English translations, then the mobile game SLASH HERO is the treasure trove you’ve been waiting for.

The images below are from the first few minutes of the game – who knows what surprising text awaits later on…

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  1. I think I’ll click that “It beguiles the mind” button.

  2. I have mixed feelings about this. Can’t tell if this is happy, painful or H.

  3. They just released a new translation patch of this game! It’s much more parsible, but that’s all I can say.

  4. I haven’t checked out the update mentioned above, but as of the original posting of this article, I can say that the farther in, the more bizarre it gets.

  5. I want to know how they got “I feel the urge to have a bowel movement”! Unless it came from something like “oh crap”?